The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!
So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:
I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life
I just fell out of my chair.
Normality is a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk along, but no flowers grow on it.
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.